War is Heck

Most commandos excel at amphibious attacks and military paragliding. This one spins very fast toward things while holding a giant sword. It's basically the same.

Commando Garen

Galio

Just your average bottomless pit of scum and villainy. Bosses vie for power; pacts are made and broken; friendships meet their end on the edge of twisted, subtle knives. And yet, there's something more to this city. Something undiscovered, imperceptible. Something... infinite. 

Commando

What is this?! We're in war, soldier, and you're spending your time reading? What use is reading when you're scooching your skinny butt through rat-infested mud in the middle of a hurricane under live fire? None, that's what! Now get in formation!

Issues with the military industrial complex notwithstanding, why would a government put all its petricite resources into a giant statue that punches things? Or a pair of sunglasses big enough for one to wear?

Commando Galio

Gangplank

How special are the special forces? Let's put it this way: they're the only unit in the military with unlimited access to oranges.

Special Forces Gangplank