Academy

Vladimir

ATTENTION STUDENTS AND FACULTY: It has come to our attention that all students are currently facing disiplinary action and all professors are on "suggested" psychiatric leave. Class will be canceled until further notice, perhaps a time when the aformentioned suspeded students have reexamined their abysmal behavior.

NOTICE FROM THE DEAN: Vladimir is henceforth suspended from Academy grounds for behavior including (but not limited to) extreme snobbery, hiring other students to finish his exams and attend his classes, and putting an unnecessary strain on our janitorial department after “that” incident.

Academy Vladimir

Headmistress Fiora

ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS: Concerning the recent upswing in vandalism and general troublemaking, it has come to my attention these behaviors may be intended to draw the personal attention of our headmistress. The dean reminds students that such encounters can be fatal, and encourages them to re-read the Academy code of conduct. 

Ryze

TO ALL STUDENTS OF RUNIC SIGILS 101: Professor Ryze is on sabbatical to promote the most recent edition of his coursebook, Runic Sigils & Hidden Magic [17th edition]. A substitute lecturer will be provided, and out of date coursebooks must be replaced at the current cover price of seven thousand dollars.