The Grind

Katarina

Forget the battlefield, the boardroom, or even the playground: the most important conflicts of today are settled on the pitch. There is no act as satisfying as watching your favorite player slip through the other team, line up their shot, deliver that fateful kick, and release the sweetest word in existence: “GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!”

Soccer Cup

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

Is that a regulation uniform? No. Should a referee be holding a large dagger in the middle of a sports game? No. Are you going to argue with a woman in a non-regulation uniform holding a large dagger in the middle of a sports game? I think we both know the answer to that.

Red Card Katarina

A young and flashy prodigy, Ezreal is Order United's most popular player. Or at least he was, until a long series of teleportation-related fouls got him in trouble with the oversight committee.

Striker Ezreal

Gragas

Gragas is Runeterra's biggest Order United fan, and he makes sure everyone knows it by leading chants, foregoing clothing for blue body paint, and making sure everyone around him is “adequately hydrated.”

Superfan Gragas