The Grind

Soraka

The only thing more impressive than their wealth is their tax avoidance skills.

High Society

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

Origins of the Order of the Banana date back nearly a year, when the idea of throwing a banana as a weapon first occurred to Soraka. Her and her fellow banana-ites swore an oath to uphold the Order of the Banana, promising to fling the yellow produce at anyone who decided to worship a different fruit. Especially pomegranates.

Order of the Banana Soraka

Gnar

Some believe Gnar's wealth came from his groundbreaking research into economics and linguistics. Others question whether his investors favor him purely for his undeniable charm. Either way, he now finds himself receiving award after award—the latest being a sculpture of him in ice, rumored to never melt.

Gentleman Gnar

Nasus

In primary school, Nasus was told an old dog couldn't learn new tricks. Now, in his older years as an accomplished statesman, painter, and composer, he wonders if there is truth in those words. After all, he simply cannot seem to get his chamber orchestra to listen to his directions.

Archduke Nasus