The Grind

Alistar

Day Job

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

Man's greatest battle is the one he must fight within himself, unless he's a matador who is also a giant bull. Then the battle is more literal.

Matador Alistar

Volibear

Nobody puts in the work like the Piltover Police Department. Who else can lock up the most sugar-laden donuts inside their merciless stomachs, rack up the highest of overtimes, and ignore even the most menial of paperwork? The criminals may be taking advantage of it, but even they wish they had the same work ethic.

Cops and Robbers

For Volibear's years of service on the Force, he was awarded the honorary title of Captain. For his utter incompetence in the field, it was made certain he would remain on desk duty for the rest of his career. Even so, he and Constable Trundle always end up patrolling the streets with mountains of paperwork left in their wake.

Captain Volibear

Xin Zhao

Most people who come into contact with Xin Zhao have a gap in their memory where the encounter once was. This is probably for the best as most encounters he's involved in tend to include close encounters of the third kind, protecting civilians against terrifying extraterrestrial invaders, or evading aggressive UFO dive bombers.

Secret Agent Xin Zhao