The Grind

Darius

There are two types of people in this world: those that dunk, and those who get dunked. If you don't know which one you are, then watch out! 'Cuz you're about to GET DUNKED!

Dunkmaster

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

Dunkmaster Darius

Sporting over a hundred different endorsement deals and tens of millions of fans the world over, Darius has transformed himself from a showy basketball prodigy to the world's leading authority on dunking. He has recently perfected the Dunktown Express, where he dunks so hard that all public transit on the planet simultaneously explodes.

Urgot

Day Job

This chroma was released as a bundle exclusive in 2025.

Urgot the Clogfather

The Clogfather isn't just a janitor—he does all sorts of wetwork. He stalks the stalls, sanitizes the sinks, tidies the toilets... So it's not his fault if he's a little flush-happy. It comes with the territory.

Zilean

Consistently in a near-comatose state from peering across the space-time continuum, Zilean's more recent hobbies include being terrible at hacky-sack, paying way too much for a ticket for awful music festivals, and ordering too many pizzas. He also owns New Age bookstore, which is closed most days.

Groovy Zilean