Soccer Cup

They call him a sweeper, but Alistar is more of a mobile fortress with horns. If a rival player has the ball, just point Alistar in their direction for immediate and painful results.

Sweeper Alistar

Tobias spends much of his spare time as a sanctioned referee for Order United matches. Sure, there are card games to cheat at, and gambling parlors to swindle, but it just doesn't compare to a heated game of soccer.

Red Card Twisted Fate

Akali

Forget the battlefield, the boardroom, or even the playground: the most important conflicts of today are settled on the pitch. There is no act as satisfying as watching your favorite player slip through the other team, line up their shot, deliver that fateful kick, and release the sweetest word in existence: “GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!”

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

The Grind

A legendary all-star for Chaos FC, Akali was known for her aggressive style on the pitch. These days, she spends most of her time mentoring children and doing commercials for shoes.

All-star Akali