Soccer Cup

A young and flashy prodigy, Ezreal is Order United's most popular player. Or at least he was, until a long series of teleportation-related fouls got him in trouble with the oversight committee.

Striker Ezreal

They call him a sweeper, but Alistar is more of a mobile fortress with horns. If a rival player has the ball, just point Alistar in their direction for immediate and painful results.

Sweeper Alistar

Blitzcrank

Forget the battlefield, the boardroom, or even the playground: the most important conflicts of today are settled on the pitch. There is no act as satisfying as watching your favorite player slip through the other team, line up their shot, deliver that fateful kick, and release the sweetest word in existence: “GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!”

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

The Grind

One of the all time greatest keepers for Chaos FC, Blitzcrank has finally taken their place in the Sports Hall of Fame. Their image rests proudly with the likes of Volleyball Dragon, Women's Tennis Scuttle Crab, and Badminton Baron Nashor.

Goalkeeper Blitzcrank