Zilean

Day Job

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

The Grind

Consistently in a near-comatose state from peering across the space-time continuum, Zilean's more recent hobbies include being terrible at hacky-sack, paying way too much for a ticket for awful music festivals, and ordering too many pizzas. He also owns New Age bookstore, which is closed most days.

Groovy Zilean

Original Zilean

Snowdown Showdown

Is there a better time of year than Snowdown, when the air is crisp, the snow fluffy, and the chocolate hot? Toss a snowball or sing a carol; as long as you have good cheer, all will be well, and you'll have nothing to fear.

Snowdown

Though many Santas compete to give the most holiday cheer, Zilean's mastery over the flow of time lets him deliver huge numbers of presents in an instant. So far this has not created a reality-annihilating Snowdown paradox.

Old Saint Zilean