Draven

Draven always knew he would make the perfect Santa. He's handsome, his hair is incredible, he has a great sense of fashion, he's defeated hundreds in the Noxian fighting pits, and his flying axes are super sharp—the perfect Santa, more or less.

Santa Draven

In addition to being one of the best beast hunters on the mainland, Draven is a master of the spinning blade, and also an incorrigible showboat. This quality has led to many of his hunting partners being eaten, which he likes because it causes dramatic tension.

Beast Hunter Draven

Is that a robot in glasses and a trenchcoat? Of course not. Do your eyes perceive a beast man in a onesie? Better get those eyes checked, because they're wrong. Isn't Draven too modest to wear his own head? How foolish you must feel to even ask. And that laser squid? Definitely human. Definitely.

Definitely Not

A totally normal universe with nothing duplicitous, treacherous, or disingenuous going on. Definitely not.