Blitzcrank

Built as household assistance automata, thousands of iBlitzcranks were corrupted by Program during a routine software update. With their human owners oblivious to this fact, they continue to help, waiting patiently for the time their new command lines are initiated.

iBlitzcrank

Your robot's legs were busted, so we replaced them with a vintage '32 hot rod, and eight-cylinder external mounted coal engine. Plus we painted flames on his fists. The flames cost extra.

Piltover Customs Blitzcrank

Is that a robot in glasses and a trenchcoat? Of course not. Do your eyes perceive a beast man in a onesie? Better get those eyes checked, because they're wrong. Isn't Draven too modest to wear his own head? How foolish you must feel to even ask. And that laser squid? Definitely human. Definitely.

Definitely Not

A totally normal universe with nothing duplicitous, treacherous, or disingenuous going on. Definitely not.

Definitely Not Blitzcrank